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Merry Crispsmas dear readers! To celebrate, the team at CTT have written you a festive poem. We hope you'll enjoy. ‘Twas the night before...

Brace yourselves, snack-loving America, because we’ve uncovered a conspiracy that’s crunchier and cheesier than you ever imagined! After...

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In a shocking revelation that has sent snack lovers into a frenzy, a team of rogue scientists has uncovered a sinister plot lurking...

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In a revelation that could be straight out of a science fiction novel, sources have uncovered a sinister alliance between the world’s...

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