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IT'S CRISPSMAS!
Merry Crispsmas dear readers! To celebrate, the team at CTT have written you a festive poem. We hope you'll enjoy. ‘Twas the night before...

Tabitha Crunch
Dec 6, 20241 min read
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DONALD TRUMP EXPOSED AS GIANT CHEETO IN KREMLIN CONSPIRACY
Brace yourselves, snack-loving America, because we’ve uncovered a conspiracy that’s crunchier and cheesier than you ever imagined! After...

Chris Peacock
Nov 7, 20242 min read
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Shambala Festival Trials Crisp Milk to Reduce Carbon Footprint
In a groundbreaking and somewhat crunchy initiative, Shambala Festival has announced that it will be trialing crisp milk as a sustainable...

Chris Peacock
Jul 7, 20242 min read
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CRISP CONSPIRACY EXPOSED Crisps Actually a Person Named Crisps
In an extraordinary twist that has left snack lovers everywhere flabbergasted, it has been revealed that "crisps" are not just our...
Tabitha Crunch
Jul 7, 20242 min read
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